Lyrics

Hear me now, oh thou weak and unbearable board Thou art base and entrenched as can be
And an activist with his lawyers all bravely on guard Now hurls a requisition to thee
I am I, Eric New Yorker, the head of Crescendo Destroyer of evil am I
I will march to the sound of the trumpets of profit Forever to conquer or die
Hear me chairmen, executives, and serpents of sin All your dastardly doings are past
For a holy endeavor is now to begin
And value shall surface at last
I am I, Eric New Yorker, the head of Crescendo
My destiny calls and I go
And the wild winds of fortune, will carry me onward Oh whither so ever they blow
Whither so ever they blow
Onward to profit I go!