Lyrics

CEO, CEO, who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Every time I look at you I don’t understand
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand You’d have managed better if you had a plan
So why’d you pick such a stupid time to fire that man
Since you ruined the firm
You have worn out my patience Shareholders do deserve
Just some communication
Don’t get me wrong, don’t get me wrong I wrote this song
Don’t get me wrong
I only wanna know, I only wanna know You’re such a schmo
I only wanna know
CEO, CEO, Who are you?
What have you sacrificed?
CEO Superstar,
Do you think you’re what they say you are?
Tell me what you think about your friends at the top
Now who’d you think besides yourself was pick of the crop Lead director’s where it’s at, is he where you are
Could your chairman move a stock or was that just PR
Did you mean to lie like that Was that a mistake or
Did you think your quarter Would be a record breaker
Don’t get me wrong, don’t get me wrong I wrote this song,
Don’t get me wrong
I only wanna know
You really blow
I only wanna know
CEO, CEO, who are you?
What have you sacrificed?
CEO Superstar,
Do you think you’re what they say you are?
CEO, what does that stand for?
Chief eleemosynary officer? I don’t think so.
It stands for chief executive officer,
The grand poobah
The man who walks up to the top of the mountain And comes down from the mountain
With two tablets, one in each arm
Followed closely by the CFO with a third tablet And he brings down to us the little people
The plebeians: wisdom, knowledge, salvation, And maybe, a dividend?