From the recording Still On Board
Lyrics
I'm running a scam
I'm ruining this organization
I'm cooking the books
Giving you lots of aggravation
It's my firm and I spend my whole day scheming, lying
My firm, I know all my bullshit you've been buying
I don't give a damn
So I can say hey guys I'm running a scam
I'm just a big sham
I want a raise. Ain't that a pity
I toot my own horn
Some think it's noise. I think it's pretty
And so what if I change the numbers at my leisure
My job is to steal. It gives me so much pleasure
I cheat Uncle Sam
Give me a hand
I'm just a really bad man
Now, I'm in a jam
The Feds know the truth
They won't buy excuses
So, I gotta scram
They hold all the cards
While I just got deuces
Farewell to this boardroom that I used to play in
A jail cell is the place I'll
Spend my last few days in
No, I'll be on the lam
What can I say
Hey guys I'm running a scam